We don't know how it's taken so long for people to take to reenacting YouTube comment arguments, but the guys at Dead Parrot have it nailed.

We already saw Directioners face off over Harry Styles' sexuality, and now we have two YouTubers (charmingly called 'Latinsha Duke' and 'MIKEFUCKINGWINS23') arguing on this video titled 'GoPro: Fireman Saves Kitten', voiced and acted out by two very proper British gents. 

And if 'MIKEFUCKINGWINS23' wasn't a hint, this argument is hella NSFW.