As celebrity baby names go, this is rather charming... As for Ayda, well, she continues to play a blinder as a new mum. If the hubby suggested yet ANOTHER video after the birthing overshare (which Robbie's Dad is very proud of, by the by), I'd be like "ENOUGH ALREADY! I've pushed your child out while you sang in my face, my boobs are the size of basketballs, each with their own throbbing heartbeat now that my milk's come in, and NOW you want me to push you out of the hospital in a wheelchair?! OK, I'll do it, you're Robbie Williams."

Welcome to the world, Charlton Valentine Williams. Your big sister Theodora Rose Williams won't be at all jealous and repeatedly puck you in the head until you're a teenager.