Many years from now, this man whom we'll call Steve because we don't know his name, will gather his grandchildren around him and regale them of a time when Rihanna ruled the airwaves, Garth Brooks was cancelling concerts because he was still a thing in certain parts of the world and people lived without hoverboards and stuff.

He'll also tell them of a time when he was pulled on-stage by Rihanna and she totally grinded up and down on him and everyone saw. That's one of those things where not only would nobody believe him if he said it, he'd have to produce some sort of proof or be laughed out of existence. Steve, here's your proof.

Godspeed, you magnificent bastard. We are literally seething with rage over here.