Models have a mad existence. One minute, you're on the catwalk, the next minute you're in a G-string being directed by Penelope Cruz to do a jig in the middle of the desert in front of a extremely dehydrated male model.

This is seriously NSFW on account of all the aforementioned jiggling, but it's worth a gander for the questionably executed Irish dancing, to see a very thirsty man get suffocated by a load of bums, all while Penelope Cruz sits in a car in her bra. To put it another way, it's wildly ridiculous and not nearly as arousing as Kylie on the back of that mechanical bull.