Which makes his casting as the poop emoji in 'The Emoji Movie' inspired.

Patrick Stewart joined Stephen Colbert to talk about 'Logan' and all things Professor X on 'The Late Show' last night but before he got into all that, Colbert had to talk to the world-renowned Shakespearean actor about his next cinematic role, which lead to the longest and most polite extended poop joke that you'll probably ever hear.

Also, as it turns out, Stewart loves him some DIY hardware and has the cutest reaction to receiving a socket wrench set that anyone has had in all of history.