Be warned, once you see this, no amount of alcohol or any other substance will let you unsee it. And you very well may want to.
Presenting Nicolas Cage as Miley Cyrus in Wrecking Ball. There are no winners here, except for maybe the internet.
And in case you wanted to relive it in GIF form.
To make it up to you, here's the best Vine tribute to Miley probably ever.