*Enter Alanis Morissette, stage left* 'An old man turned 98...'.

According to LiveLeak, this man was giving an interview about crashes in the area recently and says 'There's been a lot of accidents here and I'm gonna work nearby this whole week, so I'm scared', before motoring off and getting straight into an accident. Apparently both walked away with nothing but a few scratches, and a heavy dose of irony.