After firstly addressing the "bullsh*t" regarding Letterman shutting up shop next week, Julia Roberts then recounts the first time she appeared on the show and how she was petrified. She thought Letterman would like she'd be thick.

Catapulting herself back in time, she said "I'm going to go on and he’s going to know within 10 seconds what my IQ is. And [he] is going to - like a Samurai - enihana me into pieces. And I’ll be left for dead and forgotten." In response, Letterman said: "Well, I’m not going to dispute this..."

But what ever gave Julia the impression that Letterman was a cerebral elitist? She said: "Stupid people annoy you." Naturally, this tickles Letterman greatly. The truth always does. 

As for that goodbye kiss...

Via Uproxx