Megan Fox sent her Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles co-star Will Arnett to the burn unit during her recent appearance on Conan.
Fox and Arnett are known to be pals, so much so that it was rumoured that he might be the father when she announced she was pregnant earlier this year. Something Fox denied.
It seems Arnett was far too busy with his 'too young' girlfriends to be able to father a child with Fox in any case. We'll let Megan pick it up from here.