Art in the 21st century everybody. Time to get off the planet.
Pricasso, a 64-year-old Australian man who makes a living painting with his genitals and his arse, can paint your portrait in 12 minutes or less should you so desire to be up close and personal with a man with paint on his bits wearing nothing but a pink cowboy hat and matching armbands, boots and bow tie.
This video is safe-ish to watch (well within reason, your imagination is going to do you no favours here) as Coconuts TV have kindly blurred out Pricasso's 'paint brush', but should you so feel like it, he has his own Vimeo channel on which you can watch the art being created as it were. Fair warning, it's completely uncensored and very NSFW.