Who knew GAA commentator and pundit Marty Morrissey was a fan of badly-written erotica? Marty was on TV3's Late Lunch and, with a few candles lit and some sexy music, he read off a few passages from 50 Shades of Grey. They even had a Marty-meter to let everyone know just how it was getting in studio.

To be honest, 50 Shades of Grey is 26 kinds of wrong and having Morrissey reading it just about made it passable. That's a talent nobody's tapped into - getting GAA commentators to read lit-porn. We're thinking Danielle Steel and Mícheál Ó Muircheartaigh. That'd be a winner.