This may just be our favourite story of the year, if not ever.

Since 2012, one neighbourhood in the city of Akron, Ohio has been menaced on and off by a phantom shitter who has been going out dropping one out on cars, sometimes the same car multiple times. The reason is unknown but finally his face is, after one resident caught him in the act taking a dump on the car in his driveway for the seventh time.

Yes. Seventh.

While clearly distressing for the car owners, it's still one of the oddest and funniest stories we've ever heard.

And yes, before you ask, we are all 5 years old and poo is always funny.

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