Patrick Delahanty, we don't know you but you're a genius.
Here's how Delahanty cobbled Groot together: 'I made this using a "Movin' & Groovin'" flower I got from eBay, cut off the dumb daisy, covered the stem on felt and twine, sculpted the head from Model Magic, and painted everything with brown and tan paint. He can now dance to Peter Quill's Awesome Mix or my own.'
No word yet from Vin Diesel, but we're sure he'll be calling up Patrick Delahanty to order a thousand of them any second now. That or an angry cease and desist letter from Marvel and Disney. But hopefully the former.