Trusting five and six-year-old girls to do your makeup before a first date is probably a good way to guarantee that you'll stay single. 

Ditto for taking their advice, which includes dressing 'like a Barbie' and marrying them if they're 'nice'. Someone get these young ladies a copy of Tavi Gevinson's Rookie yearbook and make them listen to Beyoncé's '***Flawless' ASAP.

Via Cosmopolitan