Just in case there was any sort of misunderstanding or vagueness surrounding the value Kardashian puts on men, this should clear it right up.

Kim Kardashian is to release her video game next week, taking to her Instagram account last night to announce that her new mobile app 'Kim Kardashian: Hollywood' will be available to purchase in a few days time.

The trailer for the new game came accompanied with the caption: 'Excited to announce the new #KimKardashianGame launches next week on the App Store and Google Play! Check out the trailer... (sic).'

The game allows the player to choose a celebrity character and navigate them around Hollywood as they attempt to gain fame, attend glamorous events, join in photo shoots and fall in love. However, along the way, your character meets animated Kim as she assists you on shopping trips, nights out and styles you for shoots. You know, all the important aspirational things in life that we should all be striving for.


We'd literally prefer to run full steam into a wall then ever have to play this. If this sells there's no hope left for humanity.