In all honesty, this has to be seen to be believed. 

Eamon Dunphy and John Giles are known for their incisive football punditry, which is what they're doing in this video, sort of. The two lads sit down to analayse the performance of a few players (you'll need to watch all the way through to see who), and they get into the same old topics, as usual. It's a simple game, take it on its merits, etc.

That's when things go a bit odd, as Eamon breaks out some Dairy Milk, and then...well. Just watch it, it can't really be explained. It features the phrase "boogie-woogie".