Between Kristen Stewart falling out of her Chanel dress, and Jennifer Lopez giving an inadvertent tutorial in "How To Drain Your Dragon" while presenting awards at the Hollywood Film Awards over the weekend, it's surprising Johnny Depp's onstage slurring got the attention it deserved.
According to Elle Magazine, Stewarts nipples were "betrayed" by her mesh couture dress when it decided to sidle south while she was onstage. Some squinting is indeed required, but - needless to say - the eagle-eyed areola police were on it immediately.
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Meanwhile, Jennifer Lopez totally lost the plot when attempting (and failing) to present the good people responsible for How To Train Your Dragon with something or other. For some reason, it became all about JLo. Funny how that tends to happen.