Let's just say the outlook is bleak should either of them require her Baywatch skills anytime soon...
The 44-year-old (I KNOW?!) singer dated P Diddy in 1999, before striking up a romance with 41-year-old actor Affleck, getting engaged to him in 2002. However, it would appear Jennifer doesn't appear to have fond memories them.
During an interview on Los Angeles' Power 106 radio station, she presented with a scenario by host Big Boy.
If you're in work and have no headphones/a pesky firewall, the creature that is Big Boy said: "You're on a raft in the middle of the ocean. You look in the ocean, you see two people floating. You can only pull up one, because that's how much room you have on the raft. You look in the ocean, you see Ben Affleck and you see Diddy."
Jennifer erupts into laughter before replying: "I'd let both those motherf***ers drown!"
After realising what she'd said, she quickly added a cursory: "That's terrible! I'm just joking! Puffy, you know I love you. You know that. They know it."
Surprisingly enough, Jennifer's still in contact with Ben. Speaking of their relationship, Affleck said: "We don't have the kind of relationship where she relies on me for advice but we do have the kind of relationship where there'll be an e-mail saying, 'Oh, your movie looks great.'
Well, her bar in that department is set quite low.