If you thought you were maybe the worst person in the world on roller coasters, today is a good day because Kevin Hart just completely stole that title.
Unless that title was your only claim to fame in which case we're sorry to break it to you but you're no longer 'Biggest Roller Coaster Baby 2014'. Apologies, but that's just how the pageant system works. Oh and Jimmy Fallon and his never-before-noticed-giant-mouth take 1st runner-up. So you're not even 1st place loser. Maybe next year, try harder on your wailing and flailing like Kevin Hart.