Jennifer Lawrence was only scarleh when a maid discovered her secret stash of butt plugs. Seriously.
The actress claims a friend gave her a "bunch of butt plugs" as a joke, and was left red-faced when a hotel maid discovered her X-rated paraphernalia under the bed - and put them closer to hand on the star's bedside locker.
She joked: "This is actually really funny. Somebody, as a joke, bought me a bunch of butt plugs. It's a really long story! Tons of butt plugs, all different kind of colours. And the maid was coming so I was like, 'I'm going to shove this under the bed so she doesn't see all these butt plugs, she might not know they were for a joke', and then I came back and all of them were brought out of the bed and were on this beautiful display on my beside table. I wanted to leave a note like, 'Not mine!'"
The blonde confessed being a hotel maid would be her dream career if acting didn't work out because she loves cleaning bathrooms (she enjoys "spraying") and snooping on strangers.
Speaking on Conan last night, Jennifer enthused: "It used to be doctor but I think that's a bit unrealistic. Definitely I would be a hotel maid because that's all my favourite cleaning. I don't like dishes and I don't like the kitchen. I like beds, I like bathrooms and spraying. And going through everybody's stuff everyday there's new people to snoop on, it would be my dream!"
Particularly if they all had an array of butt plugs to arrange. I'd imagine she would explode with joy if she was challenged to fashion the bath towels into two fornicating turtles. True story. You have to go to Caesar's Hotel in Cagliari, Sardinia for that kind of top treatment. Imagine how happy the maids are there? They have to do that in every room. I was almost distraught to dismember them. And, in hindsight, having to clear up the petals/leaves was a bit of a pain in the hoop. No maid around for that.
