It will also make you have weird tingly feelings in your legs (not those type of feelings, you dirt).
We're still trying to figure out how they filmed this without Van Damme dying, and all we can come up with is that he's a cyborg. Explains how well he looks for 53-years-old. Our thighs started hurting just watching him.
Warning: There's some unsolicited but very well-placed Enya below.