Indeed he also reveals that his mum enjoys 'sexy dancing' with Usher. Yep, not 'to' Usher, rather 'WITH' Usher. As for the fancying Globes host Amy Poehler, well he just blurts that out - presumably because he's going to The Golden Globes on Sunday (we'll have all the photos, winners, and lols here early doors Monday, folks! More on that shortly) and he wants her to be nice - and not call him a 'garbage person' like she did to Matt Damon last year.

Behold possibly the most 'normal' Joaquin Phoenix interview we've ever had the pleasure of viewing.

While Jimmy surprisingly failed to acknowledge how/why the sofa bed was made up, one can only assume Guillermo is involved.