"Do you love Tinder, let me here ya say Tinder Love. LEMME HEAR YOU SAY TINDER LOVE!"  is by no means the best thing you'll hear fall from Jamie Foxx's wine whetted lips. KNEES. WEAK. If mean, if the rumours are true, Katie Holmes is one lucky lady. 

Needless to say, the tinder profile showcased in the header image is one of the more normal offerings. "WHITE CHEDDAR POPCORN", weeing oneself on cue, enthused declarations of height, and "people who eat wind for lunch" feature heavily. 

If you thought Bette Midler singing Kim Kardashian's tweets was a thing of wonder and beauty - prepared to be WOWED. Particularly by one gentleman's invitation to get intimate with his nethers on Valentine's Day.