You know 'EW', it's Jimmy Fallon channeling his inner fan girl where he discusses everything 'EWWW' - culminating in a step dad called Gary. In the past it's featured the nerdlinger talents of Zac Efron (he still looks pretty) and Taylor Swift.

Now it's the turn of will.i.am, who's thrown himself into the role with an unrestrained gusto as 'mir.i.am'. He's even came up with a song - the lyrics of which will make your eyes water for a myriad for reasons. He is not 'hating' he is merely 'conversating'.

In other news, my child's not getting a phone until she's 30.