We don't mind admitting it; we're slightly baffled by sex toys.
It's the sort of thing that we've never had a huge amount of personal experience with them because, quite obviously, we're very vanilla in the whole department.
Speaking of holes, this new video's another shameful example of how Irish men are simply uneducated about sex toys for women.
As we can see in the video, we're all feckin' eejits when it comes to this stuff and really can't seem to get a grasp on it all.
That guy had the right idea; men should just turn up afterwards for a chat because the pressure's off us to perform adequately now.
It's great craic, lads. Welcome to the future.