If Google were an actual person, we'd all either have a lot more or a lot less shame.
More because there'd be an actual human being out there who knows exactly what we search for on the internet. Less because we'd still want to know what we want to know and be asking anyway. And screaming 'Hedgehog cute!' at the internet.
(NSFW/Prude alert: This get very true to what people actual use Google for, if you know what we're saying)
