When it comes to drinking at the races, it's always helpful to know the one that's one too many, and when someone offers you another, just say 'Neigh' (sorry).

We doubt that this guy was on the track furlong (sorry again), but seeing as he probably broke some laws, he'll probably need to be bale-d out of jail today (that one was weak, we admit). He'll probably benefit from being in a more stable environment though (sorry not sorry).

Via YouTube