Want to go from pathetic, ugly loser to boy band-style handsome and generic? Then follow this simple step-by-step guide. 

Being in a boy band isn't all about being able to sing. In fact, these days, that has almost nothing to do with it, and it's more about what you look like, by which we mean you should look exactly like a prototype robot boy band that they built in the icy headquarters of Louis Walsh and Simon Cowell called Handsome Tuneless Automaton 4000.

Thankfully, Riyadh Khalaf has put together this handy guide to getting that much sought after look, which involves getting the tightest jeans you possibly can, and shoveling on the make up so that people can tolerate looking at your horrid face. 

If you've done it right, you should look like a complete tool. Your transformation is complete, congratulations!