Oh, David Guetta. What is it about you that is so ripe for parody?
Is it because you're a joke of a musician? That you're not even a musician? Is it because you almost always looks you're halfway through a bag of Blue Ghosts? Who knows.
What we do know, however, is that your performance throughout the Euro 2016 Soccerball Thing was nothing short of hilarious for all concerned. So much so, in fact, that someone out there decided to make it even more hilarious by providing us with running commentary on the whole thing.
Take a look.
LOOK AT THE BUTTONS I AM PRESSING.
How does he keep getting work? Who keeps buying his s***? Is it just French people? Honestly, like.