Right, let's all accept that this isn't real, and you can all just sit back and enjoy what you're about to see from that starting point.
What you're about to see, of course, is a dog playing a cowbell as we previously stated in the headline. This dog has a fever, and the only prescription is more cowbell.
There may come a time in our lives when this won't make us laugh and forget all our troubles, but quite frankly we can't imagine that from where we're sitting now. We love Maple.