We've said it before and we'll say it again: America, stop drugging your children at the dentist (but thanks for the recording the aftermath). And maybe don't use your phone while you're driving.
This time around, said drugged teenager spent her trip home from the dentist mourning the loss of her lips (they were still there) and the poor moose that died for her ice cream. No it doesn't make sense but what does these days. They're putting hot dogs in pizza now for crying out loud.