You can mark Florida off the places we want to holiday.
Sure, it has nice weather, bronzed men and women, and Will Smith had some kind words to say about Miami, but it also has sharks, and they scare the crap out of me.
As if that's not bad enough, it has sharks that have no sense of personal boundaries, like this one who swam all the way into the backyard on a group of condos. Annoying, we know. It's like that friend who gets too close to you when they're talking, only they want to eat you. So this is probably worse. Probably.
Via Uproxx
