Someone get the soapy water! Did this man's Mammy never teach him any manners?

German journalist Christopher Lymberopoulos was on Sky Sports News talking about Per Mertesaker this morning. But his description, as honest as it is, of the Arsenal centre back has made a few of the folks down at Sky Sports rather sweaty, I can imagine.

This is why it's great to be Irish, we can just say Feck whenever we like, and nobody will bat an eyelid.