If you go down to the woods today... They'll be empty, because the bears are currently chilling in your pool. They're clearly getting their own back for all that Goldilocks business.

This family of bears took over an above-ground pool in the back garden of a family of humans in Rockaway, New Jersey this week, forcing the residents to hide indoor and watch while the bears cooled off and ran amok, using the pool and swings and slides like they owned them. The poor kids were tortured.

We're sure it was unbearable.