Energy drinks are the work of Satan.
That's right. The Devil is controlling you through overpriced cans of battery acid that will burn out your stomach.
No, that's not our opinion. That's the opinion of this completely logical-sounding American who has discovered that Monster Energy Drinks are, in fact, related to ancient Hebrew texts that foretell of an ancient evil coming to the Earth to enslave mankind.
Or something, we sorta zoned out through the video. Man, we need a pick-me-up.
Energy drink, anyone?
Is there an agenda here?! YOU CAN'T DENY IT. IT'S WITCHCRAFT, FOLKS.
BOTTOMS UP AND THE DEVIL LAUGHS. YOU'RE BREAKING GOD'S HEART.
No, but the only thing here that's the work of Satan is Monster Energy Drinks. You ever tasted them? That's the real evil here.