Who needs enemies when you've a missus like Ellen DeGeneres, hah? Here she is, secretly filming her wife partaking in a "hard" Jane Fonda work out video, in what appears to be the BIGGEST bedroom ever (it's the size of my entire house), in her jammies.

Then, Ellen being Ellen, posted it to her Facebook page for her 17 million nearest and dearest to enjoy, with the caption "Portia said it was okay if I watched her do her Jane Fonda workout. She didn't say anything about filming it and putting it on Facebook."

In other news, who knew Portia's arms were soooo long? She's like Woody off Toy Story.