C'mon, he won Best Solo Artist and Album of The Year, of course he was going to have tipple or possibly the contents of a car mini bar...

Either way, everyone's banging on about how Ed had to be helped out of the Warner Music after party at 6am this morning. Unfortunately, according to The Daily Mail, he "walked head first into a lamp post" before making contact with his cab home. They have a video and everything. Thing is, inebriated or not, I'd walk into several obstacles when faced with a wall of blinding shutterbugs. Seriously, lads, try get the car to park closer next time...

Still, at least he had the comforting mitt of a burly minder on his leg as reassurance.

The above is well tame in comparison to these... That's him spitting out a few rhymes for "Daisy Lowe, Charli XCX, Rita Ora, Rob Pattinson and FKA twigs, Orlando Bloom, Josephine de La Baume and Mark Ronson" before he momentarily encountered the aforementioned lamp post.

Poor celebrities. They can't even get themselves into a state in peace. On the upside, Ed, you've sold out two nights in Croker in less than an hour. LEGEND.