We have a bucket list, and one of the entries is getting reefed out of it by Judge Judy.
This little video, created by YouTuber Mike Leech, shows what Judge Judy would look like if she wasn't in full command of her thinking and general sentence structures.
So, y'know, it's amazing. Also, we would love to see what Judge Judy would ACTUALLY be like if she was drunk.
We bet she sings out of tune and dances inappropriately to early 90's hip-hop.
No, wait. That's us.