Don't touch it, don't touch it, don't touch it, don't touch it.
These divers encountered this mysterious 4-meter wide sphere while diving off the coast of Turkey and to say it's trippy is an understatement. This is all sorts of Cameron's 'The Abyss' and we would have been terrified throughout this video if it weren't for the ambient smooth rock lounge music that implies that everyone left with their lives.
So what is it? According to experts, specifically Dr. Michael Vecchione of the Smithsonian Museum of Natural History, it's a 'huge squid egg mass' belonging to a red flying squid, which is a beast you don't want to Google unless you like to give yourself nightmares. Another reason to never step foot in the ocean ever again.