The Daily Mail tends to go after female celebs and women in general in a not too healthy way, and when female celebs in particular are targeted for their appearance/lifestyle/whatever, most of them just ignore it and move on. Amanda Palmer, performer/artist/general out there person, is not one of those people, and penned a tune just for them when they ran a story about her performance at Glastonbury.
FYI, this is probably NSFW in most offices (not that it should be) because, well, you'll see. And if you want to catch her live you're in luck as she's playing The Academy this Thursday July 18th. Who knows what'll be in store for you.