Ah here. Kendall getting spanked by Santa is one thing, but I'm not sure anyone wants to see her dancing seductively with her mother while dismantling a Christmas tree to music usually found in underground lap dancing joints... You want to watch it, don't you... OK, here you go.

Hang about, there's also one featuring Lindsay Lohan bereft of pants. As for what they're going to show on Christmas Day, it'll probably involve Kim Kardashian fornicating with a turkey.