"That's a weak midsection - my foot is going straight into that bread basket" is just one of the pre-match putdowns McGregor comes across with before repeatedly kicking seven shades out of Conan O'Brien. It's OK, though; Conan is used to the abuse - he's been "married for 14 years."

From the strutting, the vaseline administration, the range of moves, and the look of defeat, UFC 2 - released on March 15th -  looks pretty damn amazing. Almost as amazing as Conor's slippers.