Dear God. If you thought Rebecca Black's 'Friday' was bad, prepare yourself because the man behind it has done it again and this time you're going to find yourself singing about Chinese food no matter how much you try not to.
While the song is credited to teenager Alison Gold, it's really Patrice Wilson's creation. And in the same way that 'Friday' was all about Fridays, 'Chinese Food' is about exactly that and it is beyond ridiculous in too many ways to mention (the changing subtitles, the presence of geisha which are Japanese, the creepy panda etc). You'll never be able to speak the words 'chow mein' without going to a Lady Gaga 'Poker Face' place ever again.
