We were going to go with 'Chelsea can Handler pee...*jazz hands*' but then we didn't have room to include the fact Jason Biggs is directly involved. Yep, Jason Biggs reportedly peed in Chelsea Handler's face while they were holidaying together. Here's the vine to "prove" it...
Now, I'm not one to seek out the sight of Jason Biggs' penis, but you'll appreciate that it's notably absent from view. The reasons why this is a good thing, on many levels, are obvious. We want to believe it's a joke, that it's not Biggs at all (then again, he's got that warped sense of humour, which he's happy to express as opposed to keeping to himself, like the rest of us), and if it was, he was just letting water spill from a bottle.
As it happens, Chelsea is happy for us to believe it's real - that she was caught in a "urinary Bermuda Triangle" from which there was no escape (although, has to be said, doesn't look like there's a "strong current" - from the sea or "Biggs"). She even answered a load of questions about it on Conan. The nub (appropriate) of her argument is this - "To me it's funny that someone could that rude to another person - and so that made me really happy." It made her SO happy that she couldn't close her mouth while continuously being peed on.
Whatever floats yisser boat, missus. On the one hand, I totally agree with her - someone being that UNBELIEVABLY rude is shockingly hilarious. The other hand - however - would be tightly wrapped around Biggs' appendage, lassoing him over my head and flinging him into the gaping mouth of a nearby shark. Shark's are attracted to pee.
Jason Biggs. Disgusting and feckless. Who knew.
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