It wasn't only raunchy seat dancing and random boob patting that occurred after the LA premiere of Papertowns over the weekend. It appears the film's star - Cara Delevingne - also spectacularly snotted herself in a toilet cubicle in the presence of Kendall Jenner, Hailey Baldwin and Bella Hadid.
We're not sure how it happened, or why it happened, or why Hailey Baldwin didn't bother trying to save her, or why it was uploaded to Instagram at this late stage (apart from the obvious; the Internet loves people falling over), but that won't stop us from watching it on repeat.
As for the rumours regarding Cara breaking up with St. Vincent, they must be a load of old piffle because they only attended the latest premiere of Papertowns together on Tuesday night...
— People magazine (@people) July 22, 2015