If that title got you in the mood, be warned, there's lots of talk of 'modesty garments' involving aggressive double backed sticky tape on areas that should never encounter double backed sticky tape...

The contents of this video also brings home the production involved in Paris Hilton and Kim Kardashian's respective sex tapes (which were totally real...). Bet Hilton's took longer than two weeks to shoot, that's why she looked quite literally bored ourrah her box.