Bruce Willis appeared on The Late Show with Stephen Colbert last night.

The conversation drifted towards him performing his own stunts in movies. Colbert expressed his disbelief that a 'man that spends most of his time lying down on the job these days does his own stunts'

Colbert was of course referring to Willis' current role on a Broadway production of the Stephen Kind classic Misery. Willis was not impressed and it all escalated quickly from there. Check it out. 

Aside from Willis bizarrely quoting a movie he didn't appear in, it was on hell of a slobberknocker as good ol' JR would say.