Last time we checked in with Brett Domino, he was teaching us how to write a generic pop hit in 2014, and now he's back to teach us all how to pen a Christmas classic that should keep the royalties coming in for the rest of our lives.

Brett's attempt at the ultimate Christmas pop song by combining sentimentality, sexiness and an upbeat rhythm with some sleigh bells, synths and a key change proves just how formulaic all the best Christmas songs are.

It certainly can't be any worse than 'Text Me Merry Christmas'.

Via YouTube