Why? Because she's probably the only person in the entire theme park who gets to be a dick to the guests. And she gets paid for it. Telling crying children to shut up? Check. Calling a family out on their slowness? Check. Going toe-to-toe with the Disney Princesses and making them out to be idiots? Check and check.
Seriously, hats off to the actor underneath the crown. This looks like the best job in the world.
