Fun fact: the collective noun for a group of tortoises is 'a creep'. And it turns out that couldn't be more accurate.

Another fun fact: breeding and raising tortoises is a hobby that people have. One of those people is Eddy Gun who shared a video of his son feeding his tortoises and unknowingly created a nightmare that we're definitely going to have at some point in our lives.

first you get the salad, then you get the turtles, then you get the women

While that GIF doesn't tell the whole story, Gun's Instagram does and reveals that there was a happy ending and all that was required was a piece of wood to act as a wall.

So not all walls are bad.